How can I adore a character so much when she looks like this:
Maybe because she says stuff like this:
"You be the wind in his back, not the spit in his face.' ...It's gorgeous in Spanish."
and this:
" I'm Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one."
And my favourite male character:
He makes me spit out my drink with his wanna be the cool dad ways.
Phil-isms, if you will:
"Trust me, I had plenty of fun in my time. Then, I met your mom."
and this:
"You never want your kids to see you scared. You want to be that rock that they grab a hold of in a stormy sea. Actually, a rock would sink. So a floating rock."
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Never watched it before?
Gasp!!
You don't know what you're missing!
I. Never. Miss. It.
And it's on tonight!! (ABC)
