While walking with my friend yesterday, you gave us such a good laugh. You appeared to be doing housework - which is always a good thing - while wearing only black bikini briefs, socks and shoes. Problem is, as you do so in front of your sliding glass doors, you are visible to all of us who walk by and house gaze. It is because of this that I offer up some free decorating advice: invest in some window treatments. In this case, it really doesn't matter what kind or colour. I will even go out on a limb and break all decorating rules and suggest these, if you're really desperate:
Now, some might say we could just avert out eyes as we pass by your home, as we know you aren't trying to be pervy.
But others say it's really healthy to begin your day with a good laugh, and walking + laughing = really healthy!
